Brian's World

Just Stop

You know what really ticks me off?

Salads.

Not just ordinary salads but the ones where the tomatoes are making out with everything they touch. It just really frustrates me, especially when the tomatoes start making out with the cucumbers. I really don’t like it when the cucumbers get all the tomatoe juices over them and YUCK, they no longer taste like cucumbers, they taste like tomato-ey covered nasty stuff. While I’m not a salad, nor do I want to be one, I would imagine that being covered in tomato juice is just nasty, especially since the tomatoes seem to do nothing to prevent spreading their juice (they almost enjoy it).

DEAR TOMATOES,

STOP MAKING OUT WITH EVERYTHING IN THE SALAD. AS THE SALAD CREATOR, IF I WANTED YOU TO GET YOUR JUICES ON EVERYTHING, I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU DO IT. PLEASE STOP RUINING MY SALAD!

~~Brian

PS. Do not read into this at all, I wrote this after eating a salad; there is NO SYMBOLOGY involved. If you thinkg you found some, I think I know where you could, but it’s not what I was thinking at all when I wrote this. So just forget it

Shame

Let me start quickly recapping “torn”. It turned out the entire situation resolved itself and I didn’t have to do anything. Nothing ended up happening (as I kinda expected) so it was all good.

In other news, Cotillion ROCKED it was beyond super fabulous to the state “almost indescribable”. You can read my official review of the night on myspace which is linked here: http://blog.myspace.com/bamnet

Ok… now time for the heavy stuff. I was on one of my more frequent websites (urbandictionary.com) and decided to search for a term I had recently become quite familiar with. Well, I found the term very easily and read one defination. Ok, sure that’s a little strange but it’s just one definition. Lets keep reading… UGH. I’m on like the 8th definition and they all are including or implying this one thing. Read the rest of this entry »

Torn

I’ll be honest. I feel like I’m ready to throw up. I know that throwing up really won’t solve anything and will just make a mess.

What’s really bothering me is a huge internal conflict, so huge I could punch another wall. I’m stuck between a rock and a wall of nails. Either way out is not fun at all, the rock is very big and the wall is made of nails… ouch!

What really makes me confused is that I know exactly what I’m suppose to do. The problem is the situation isn’t as I expected it to be. I wasn’t suppose to be this involved, I wasn’t suppose to care this much. If I do what I’m suppose to, I’ll not only be disowned by my friends, I’ll be disowned by the entire student population in several towns, and probably even disowned by my brother.

It’s just so confusing, in one sense I want to do what I’m suppose to, but in the other sense I want to try and find a better, less harse or less… direct?… route.

I’m not worried about how much work things involve, that’s never been an issue…. time however is not on my side. I’m on a very set time frame, and it’s really not on my side here.

In one sense I know you might all thank me later, but I know you won’t want to talk to me now.