Brian's World

Just Stop

You know what really ticks me off?

Salads.

Not just ordinary salads but the ones where the tomatoes are making out with everything they touch. It just really frustrates me, especially when the tomatoes start making out with the cucumbers. I really don’t like it when the cucumbers get all the tomatoe juices over them and YUCK, they no longer taste like cucumbers, they taste like tomato-ey covered nasty stuff. While I’m not a salad, nor do I want to be one, I would imagine that being covered in tomato juice is just nasty, especially since the tomatoes seem to do nothing to prevent spreading their juice (they almost enjoy it).

DEAR TOMATOES,

STOP MAKING OUT WITH EVERYTHING IN THE SALAD. AS THE SALAD CREATOR, IF I WANTED YOU TO GET YOUR JUICES ON EVERYTHING, I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU DO IT. PLEASE STOP RUINING MY SALAD!

~~Brian

PS. Do not read into this at all, I wrote this after eating a salad; there is NO SYMBOLOGY involved. If you thinkg you found some, I think I know where you could, but it’s not what I was thinking at all when I wrote this. So just forget it